Villages of the Darned
They weren't totally evil,
nor were they particularly virtuous
but their incompetence, deceit, snake oil, and intimidation
made them the "Villages of the Darned
Some Stories

Coming Sometime...
  • 1. What the County Sold
        to the Community
  • 2. Initial Success - 15 projects!
  • 3. The 1st Chair:
          "I am in Charge"
       - Useful projects flee
  • 4. The "Amphitheater" Bungle
  • 5. Selecting the Second Chair
  • 6. Bylaw Update Fiasco!
  • 7. Appointing the Cronies
  •    - Talk, Talk, Talk...
  • 8. Rigging the 2008 Election
  • 9. Hiding the Minutes

... and who knows what new shenanigans they'll come up with!

The County Commissioners don't seem to care:
No law suit?
No worry!...

These bullies won’t respond to reason,
but they do respond to ridicule.

The names are changed to protect the innocent!

8. May 2008: The Second Anniversary of the Formation of the
Villages of the Darned

Rigging the Election to Keep the Cronies on the Board

Power Corrupts,
Absolute power corrupts absolutely .
               Lord Acton, 1887

How exciting! Learning how to rig an election!
    Just like in third world countries.

During the initial formation of the Clackamas County Complete Communities "Village", the Consultants and the County Staff were all about "involving the Community". Promises were made, assurances given, bylaws put in place to make sure the Community was the driving agent for the input to the Commissioners.

As discussed in the "Bylaw Fiasco", the County Bureaucrat, VJG, hired to "manage" the Complete Communities, (who wasn't involved in the formation), didn't really have the skills to mange the group in a constructive way.

The resulting meltdown with 1/3 of the Board resigning, allowed the bullies to appoint their crony friends to the board last September.
=> but how to make sure they stayed on the Board?
=> if the Community got a chance, they might "do something" about the malfeasance.
Answer: Rig the Election!
Further Answer: Get the County Bureaucrat to help!

With everyone collaborating (or just ignoring) on the election, they accomplish three big steps to insuring the re-election of the cronies (click to read details):

  1. rig the application process so no one knows about the openings or how to apply to run
  2. rig the candidate publicity so no one knows who is running
  3. rig the election brochure so if any Community Member slipped through, they are deprecated.

In the May 2008 election, they were completely successful. Only one community member managed to get an "application" in on time and they were hidden on the back of the election brochure which likely cost them the single vote they lost by.




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