Villages of the Darned
They weren't totally evil,
nor were they particularly virtuous
but their incompetence, deceit, snake oil, and intimidation
made them the "Villages of the Darned
Some Stories

Coming Sometime...
  • 1. What the County Sold
        to the Community
  • 2. Initial Success - 15 projects!
  • 3. The 1st Chair:
          "I am in Charge"
       - Useful projects flee
  • 4. The "Amphitheater" Bungle
  • 5. Selecting the Second Chair
  • 6. Bylaw Update Fiasco!
  • 7. Appointing the Cronies
  •    - Talk, Talk, Talk...
  • 8. Rigging the 2008 Election
  • 9. Hiding the Minutes

... and who knows what new shenanigans they'll come up with!

The County Commissioners don't seem to care:
No law suit?
No worry!...

These bullies won’t respond to reason,
but they do respond to ridicule.

The names are changed to protect the innocent!

<= Villages Fumbles:
Community Didn't Attend!
Villages Fumbles:
Self Deceiving Hype

Villages Fumbles:

October 9, 2012

Hard Community Questions?  Nada!

The moderator, a former Darned person, seems to have been carefully selected by the seat warming, "this is a large crowd" Chair and the county liaison.  While the School Principal seems to be a nice person, I perceive that she, likely under the guidance of the selectors, totally shafted the community.
The constraints on the allowed questions were:
                "...don't ask local questions..."
                "...only ask county wide questions...."

So, here the community had an exclusive chance to address county level/controlled issues impacting the community, make a real difference, raise real issues, and.....
                the moderator only allows namby-pamby, out of area question questions.

What is wrong with these folk?  The golden opportunity to get good community issues out on the table and the only one that seems to be relevant now is:
                Are you, the BCC, really happy with these Darned folk?

Ok, you darned folk, why didn't you ask about the Community Center?

The county is tearing down the old one, the Women's club is struggling with funding, but the so called "representatives of the community" totally ignore this.

And what about what is apparently a SLAPP law suit against the CPO?

 how will you re-invigorate community involvement?
(Note to Foolish Village folk: if you comment as individuals on land use issues, like you did on cell towers, you, too, could be sued and the County won't defend you!)

They weren't totally evil,
nor were they particularly virtuous,
but their incompetence, deceit, snake oil, and intimidation
made them the
Villages of the Darned

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May 3, 2015
Clackamas County"Complete Communities":
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      to Keep Bureaucrats In Jobs
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Clackamas County"Complete Communities":
Communities can check-in,
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Clueless Villages October Survey:
   "Hey! Do Bears Poop In Your Yard?"
June 15, 2014
Poor little Georgie Porgie had his feelings hurt!
Whoo Hoo! YES, he did, indeed, incompetently tried to take Susan's name in vain
June 14, 2014
Representing the Community!
(letter to Mountain Times published April 2014)
May 4, 2014
Slithering out of Responsibility: This is just too good to make up
April 7, 2014
The "Villages' Connect Oregon 'I confirm....' " Grant Fiasco:
Uh-Oh, Not Good, Not Good at all
August 22, 2013
Barlow Road Ride: The Marmot Road Fiasco!
May 15, 2013
Villages of the Darned Training Film?
April 23, 2013
Don't Give A Darned For The Community: Just Dot i's, Cross t's
January 15, 2013
Ephemeral Meetings: We Don't Need No Stinking Minutes
January 10, 2013
Endanger Children?
Villages and Mr. Reeves don't seem to care
October 9, 2012
Villages Fumbles The BCC's "Town Hall"?, Intro
July 28, 2012
Did the Villages of the Darned Just Commit 'Hara Kiri'?
June 8, 2012
Didn't Know I Needed to Apply!
January 5, 2012
Darned Folk: Walk Your Talk
Be Accountable To The Community
August 23, 2011
Eliminating Community Involvement!
Changing Bylaws to better control!
August 23, 2011
Eliminating Community Involvement!
Changing Bylaws to better control!
March 3, 2011
Attend Our Meetings?
We let our friends know, but YOU?
We Don’t Need No Stinking Meeting Notices!
February 23, 2011
Link from our Tax Paid for Web Site???
Only if we like you!
February 21, 2011
We Can’t Allow The Community to Tell Us To Go Away!



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